For all the runners out there...
The next time a non-runner asks you the question:
"What the heck do you run if there is nothing chasing you??"
You should say:
"It might not make sense now, but one day when we are on an African safari together and a hungry lion begins to chase us, you are sure gonna wish you'd practiced for that moment as much as I did!"
As a wise man once said, you don't ever have to be fast enough to out-run the lion, only fast enough to out-run the person next to you!
So tell me, what's a funny running saying or story you have seen (on the web, t-shirt, bumper sticker) or heard lately